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Bad Kid's Homework

Wise words

Ramen Delight! The Happy Journey

Home alone... [24 photos]

These kids have a very creative father, the photographer Jason Lee. They are shown in this post doing some crazy things and are enjoying every minute of it.

Bored kid at an Apple Store.

PaintWorld 2

Feeling good

Willy Ronis - 18 beautiful pictures

Funny babies

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Priorities

Revive The Monster

Broke

Best big brother EVER!

How many magnets does it take to hold up a kid? (2 photos)

Notebook Space Wars

Monkey GO Happy - Xmas Time!

He likes to practice his reading on anyone who will listen

High five for first kiss..

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No matter how

BeaverZ

Minitrain

Spaces

Spot the gay kid

PaintWorld

Broken Dreams

Best of luck, peasants...

Why I fired my secretary

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.

I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought...

Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.

My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn't say a word to me.

So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"

It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me."

I said, "Thanks, Joanne, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch but not where we'd normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table.

We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Joanne said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?"

I replied with "I suppose not. What do you have in mind?"

She said, "Let's go to my apartment, it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, "Boss if you don't mind, I'm goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."

"Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a hugebirthday cake...

Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked.

Nice Grass

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“Oh, well, you can come with me to my house,” instructed the lawyer.
“But, sir, I have a wife and two kids with me!”
“Bring them along!” said the lawyer.
He turned to the other man and said, “You come with us, too.”
“But, Sir, I have a wife and six kids!” he answered.
“Bring them as well!” answered the lawyer, as he headed for his limo.

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says,
“Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied,
“Glad to do it. You’ll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall!”

Pround Blonde Student

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."

Extreme piercing! [9 photos]

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