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The Three Sons

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother."

The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks:

"Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

Simpsons knew from 1994

The Simpsons have been in on the horse meat scandal since 1994 it appears...

The Voices of ''The Simpsons'' (Part 2 of 5)

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Amazing dogs [6 true stories]

Watching TV at my mom's house

"I had forgotten what a pain in the ass it is to watch TV at my mom's house, until.."

One of my favorite Simpson's moments.

Lord of The Rings refrigerator magnets

Bought my mom Lord of The Rings refrigerator magnets, found this in the morning

School Time

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

The awkward moment when, Part 2 [ 10 moments]

Here are ten of my favourites. If you have one you like add it in comments.

[1]

That awkward moment when you're naked, trying to get dressed and your pet is staring at you.

[2]

That awkward moment when you can't tell your kids that it all started with a friend request. [ source ]

[3]

That awkward moment when spelling is so important that it changes everythong. [ source ]

[4]

That awkward moment when you text your friend to tell them Osama is dead and they ask "well who's going to be president now?" [ source ]

[5]

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus. [ source ]

[6]

That awkward moment when Prince William says Rachel's name at the wedding. [ source ]

[7]

That awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again but you can't make the sound.

[8]

That awkward moment when you think you're doing really well at Mario Kart, and then you realize you're looking at your friends screen.

[9]

That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and both walk the same way

[10]

That awkward moment when the police ask Waldo's mom why she's never filed a missing persons report. [ source ]

Use the comments to tell us your own and we will add it to the list.

Simpsons Trailer 2

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Simpsons Trailer 1

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Don' t lie to Mom

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

Lesson of the day...Don't Lie To Your Mother.

You Know You've Finally Turned Into a Mom When...

You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!

You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

You get soooo into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've reached over and started to cut up his steak!

The Voices of ''The Simpsons'' (Part 3 of 5)

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Simpsons bus stop

The Voices of ''The Simpsons'' (Part 4 of 5)

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The Simpsons - Game Of Thrones Opening

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The Voices of ''The Simpsons'' (Part 5 of 5)

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The Voices of ''The Simpsons'' (Part 1 of 5)

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The Simpsons - Bart's Cranberry Sauce

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The Simpsons - Homer tries to vote for Obama

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Mom and dad...

Your mom's dildo arrived

30 Rock - Gay Mom

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The Simpsons - Donut Hell

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The Simpsons - No Tv and No Beer

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The Simpsons - Illegal Fireworks

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Reasons girls like winter

The Simpsons - Mapple Store

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Gifts to make mom smile...

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