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21 strange contact lenses

Would you flirt if you were wearing these weird contact lenses? Cause if you could you have two choises. You have great audacity or you are too beautiful... Pick one!

11 pussy haircuts

It's been a lot of time since that bushy era where it was concidered sexy to be hairy down there. Now most men (me included) want it neat and clean. Although there are some quite interesting variations. Have a look and let me know what you think.

I am in no way an expert. I just enjoyed looking for them :)

1. The Brazilian or Landing strip

Worst pussycat hangover ever

Driving around looking at Christmas lights

This sums up my experience with my nephew while driving around looking at Christmas lights.

Alone in the Park

Washing Your Cat

Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed. That somehow they "lick" themselves clean. Well contrary to this popular belief, cats do NOT have some enzyme in their saliva that resembles Tide (with or without bleach).

Cats, like their nemesis, the dog... do get dirty and have a variety of odors... from smelling like the outhouse where you camped last year to the same odor as your dog's breath. (Remember... your dog will try to eat anything.) Now we all know that cats HATE water. And we know that giving the cat a sedative to ease this process of a bath is out of the question.

So, the best approach is both sneaky and direct. Remember now, this is not the dumb dog who can be led to tub with lies and a trail of Kibbles and Bits.

Although your cat has the advantage of smarts, quickness and total lack of concern for you... you have the advantage of size, strength, and the ability to wear protective garments.

First .... dress for the occasion. A 4-ply rubber wet suit is suggested, along with a helmet, face mask and welders gloves.

A Bathtub with a glass enclosure is preferred to the one with a shower curtain. A frenzied cat can shred one of these in about 3.5 seconds.

Have the Kitty Bubbles and towel in the enclosed bathtub area before hand. No ... blow drying the cat after the bath is not suggested.

Draw the water, making it a little warmer than needed as you still need to find the cat. Position everything strategically in the shower, so you can reach it even if you are face down or prone in the tub.

Find your cat. Use the element of surprise. Pick the cat up, nonchalantly as if you were simply carrying him/her to the supper dish. No need to worry about the cat noticing your strange attire... the cat barely notices you anyway.

Once you and the cat are inside the bathroom... speed is essential. In one single liquid motion .shut the door to the bathroom, step into the shower, close the sliding doors, and drop the cat into the water. While the cat is still in a state of shock, locate the Kitty Bubbles and squirt whatever part of him is above the water line. You have just begun the wildest 45 seconds of your life. Remember that cats have no handles and add the fact that he now has soapy fur. His state of shock has worn off and he's madder than a wet hornet.

As best, you can, wearing welder's gloves, try to field his body as he catapults through the air toward the ceiling. If possible, give another squirt of Kitty Bubbles with his body now fully exposed.

During the 5 seconds you are able to hold onto him, rub vigorously. No need to worry about rinsing. As he slide down the glass enclosure into the tub, he will fall back into the water, rinsing himself in the process.

Only attempt the lather and rinse process about 3 times. The cat will realize the lack of traction on the glass by then and will use the next attempt on the first available part of you.

Next, the cat must be dried. No...this is NOT the easiest part. By this stage, you are worn out and the cat has just become semi-permanently affixed to your right leg. We suggest here that you drain the tub and in full view of your cat reach for the bottle of Kitty Bubbles.

If you have done step 10 correctly, the cat will be off your leg and hanging precariously from your helmet. Although this view of the cat is most disgusting, he will be in a much better position for wrapping the towel around him.

Be sure cat is firmly wrapped in towel before opening tub enclosure. Open bathroom door... put towel wrapped cat on floor and step back quickly. Into tub, if possible, and do not open enclosure until all you can see is the shredded towel.

In about 2 hours... it will be safe to exit the bathroom. Your cat will be sitting out there somewhere looking like a small hedgehog while plotting revenge.

Things you would never know without the movies

* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

* When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

* If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year.

* All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her.

* The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.

* All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.

* It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down.

* The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place - noone will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.

* Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their polar opposite.

* The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

* All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.

* If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you haven't been carrying any before now.

* You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

* Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language - a German accent will do.

* If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.

* A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

* When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

* Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

* If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

* Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.

* Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames. * All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

* A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK stadium.

* Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

* Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

* It is not necessary to hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.

* Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

* It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

* A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

* It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

* When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

* No-one ever involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

* Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

* You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

* Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

* Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.

Olga Graf almost had a glorious Olympics wardrobe malfunction

Olga Graf gave the 2014 Winter Olympics its first wardrobe malfunction.

The Russian speed skater, won the bronze medal in the women’s 3,000 meter and while celebrating she unzipped her skin-tight suit all the way down to her belly button which revealed that she was naked underneath.

Bud - Stranger

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My 5 years old couldn't understand why I was laughing so hard while reading her this book.

Pocket pussy

my sister introduced this to me as her pocket pussy

Best SMS conversation with a stranger EVER

trolling to a new level...

Day one of the Olympics 2008

Scarlet Stranger

The pussy

Pussy was born for KISS

Olympics 2012 wardrobe malfunction: Bare breast shown during water polo match

The water polo match between Spain and the United States had a surprise for live tv views, since one of the players almost ripped the opponents swimsuit on live TV. It's funny to see people making such a fuss about it, when you can just drink a beer at a Greek or Spanish beach and see 50 topless women walk in front of you.

In case you are interested the match ended 9-9.

Help to the stranger

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

"I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.

So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"

"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter," says the wife.

 "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts,
"Hey, do you still want a push??"

And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."

Man looking for tampons..

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's so much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she.

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Office Olympics

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What are you looking at?

Looking over expenses this morning.

New intern please come to my office - we need to talk.

Missy and Mandee Taylor are two hot twins [13 pics]

Guy paints random people from Facebook as sloths [10 pics]

I am looking for this Asian guy...

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